Another year, another day celebrating fathers with golf clubs, ties, and a dinner out.
While you probably already have your dad-day gifts covered, here’s something silly to make Dad laugh (or at least roll his eyes):
10 Father’s Day Dad Jokes
- My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forwards.
- I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
- Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
- Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
- How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
- Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
- It takes guts to be an organ donor.
- What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under-a-vest.
- What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.
- My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…
We hope these cringe-worthy Dad Jokes bring a smile to the father in your life on his special day!
Happy Father’s Day from the United Faith Mortgage Team.